It’s a woman’s world finally. Hallelujah!

gossipmongersDispense with your masculinity boys. The female way is the right way!

‘The nurturers’ have all the answers. It’s the best way. It’s the only way. Females are the calmer ones. They’re caring. They concern themselves about humanity, the world, animals and righting the wrongs of the past. They’re healers. Females will balance us and bring us everlasting peace. Women rule because ‘the nurturers’ know all and mothers know best.

It’s true. Men are redundant. Men don’t need to be men anymore. It’s a woman’s world now. Men need to be more like women. They need to dispense with their brutal, narcissistic past ways and make the move towards compassion. The changes are already there. The gap between the male and female identities is closing. Even female’s anxieties are being adopted by the males. That’s proof it’s working perfectly!

Sure, females have anxieties. Let us not forget the black web of insecurities that clog their minds. They have quite a few of them. They are either:

Too fat or too thin

Too old or too young

Hair too long or not long enough

Too curly or too straight

Big titted or too tiny titted

Too big-butted or no butt at all

Too prudish or too trashy

Too slutty or not too cold

Too stupid or too intelligent

Too trendy or too cheap

Too outspoken or too quiet

Too independent or too needy

Too feminist or a too old-school

Once men learn how to manage these, everything should be fine.

Hang the f*ck on!

They want men to be insecure like this? What the f*ck for? Is this really the best way to be… the world we want for children?

Male life isn’t that complicated… or it shouldn’t be.

man-okA boy gets out of his bed in the morning and his anxieties turn to the things that really matter, like emptying his bladder. It then moves to filling his stomach. It may seem a selfish way of approaching life, too simple to be fair or intelligent but it works. It’s far better than looking in the mirror and wondering what other people may or may not think of his bad hair, bad skin, fatness… all f*cking day long!

Yep, that’s male life.

I get that women are insecure. It seems to come with the territory. They have a need to be wanted and heard. The funny thing is all humans are like that, even the male ones! It’s just the way the women are going about fixing it is devouring the male identity entirely. Women want men to understand them better because THEY want to understand themselves better. So men are caught up, taught to learn women’s anxieties, mimic them, act and behave a way a women would to show they are empathetic enough to be worthy. That’s the woman’s world today and that’s how men need to act in order to get the women they like into the sack.

The sack?

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Yes, it’s another of those simple male things. We take a piss, feed our tum-tums and mate. Call us animals if you like. Cheapen our existence by tossing civilised words at us if you will. Tell us how good and right it is to be on your side of the fence but we don’t care. Your side is not so hot anyway. At least we’re not measuring our lives against everyone else; what we think someone may or may not saying about us when we’re not looking. At least we’re not tossing out a perfectly good handbag and sacrificing the hide of another healthy animal so we’ve got something to wear with our new shoes.

You are nurturers and you are right.

About that… when you come to lactate, you’ll get the perfect chance to prove how much of a nurturer you really are. In the meantime, stop practising breast feeding techniques on humanity vicariously through other devices. Men don’t need to become pseudo-babies for you, neither do other women. When the time comes, that’ll be YOUR time to shine. Until that happens, you’re here with the rest of us. Get on with it or just get lost. Don’t nurture what doesn’t need nurturing.

Feminism was made for the purposes of equality and you are getting that. The workplace, the voting system and all manner of things females didn’t have before it are now in place because of feminism. Feminism wasn’t put there to make you SPECIAL. You AREN’T special because you’re female. You don’t get SPECIAL treatment for being female. You are EQUAL, remember? You get EQUAL treatment. That’s what YOU wanted. Now play nice and stop thinking you’re above it. EQUAL is what it is. If you’re inclined to dumb-down men when you talk about them with the girls, then you dumb-down women at the same time. That’s how equality works. Get it yet?

If you want protection in the dating arena then use YOUR intelligence to do it, not feminism. Don’t expect it to do the job YOU’RE supposed to be doing. Don’t call on feminism because you, well, you just fear men. Own your fears. That’s how men do it. Get over them! Find another word for what ails you. Feminism isn’t your rescuer. Feminism isn’t there sort out your insecurities. It’s there for equality, not naivety or worse, plain arrogance.

If you don’t like the way men go about doing things then don’t socialize with them. Take yourself out of the game. Go away and wear a big button on your front that says ‘Men: Avoid At All Costs’. That’s how a responsible person would do it. An irresponsible one would call upon feminism’s gang to make a fight out of it.

So much for nurturing, eh?

And FF’s sake: STOP DEMANDING MEN to become like you. It’s evil. It’s a false equality anyway. Men can’t become women. All that does is confuse and bring men down to a level they don’t need or are capable of coping with. Why give men that burden anyway? Are they really that bad that you’d want to hurt them this way?

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If you truly want to try on some equality on then try the alternative: Wake in the morning, take a piss, eat something nice and then mate your brains out. Don’t stop by a mirror to see if you’re pretty enough. Don’t consider what everyone else is thinking. Don’t spend a single second trying to organise other people’s lives from the confines of your mind. Just piss, eat and f*ck. I guarantee you life will make sense almost immediately… and you won’t be telling any male how they ought to act afterwards. You’ll see it’s a nicer way to see the world.

Turning into a male empathizer isn’t a crime.  Everyone should try it once!

-A

(Inspired by the novel SEETHINGS)

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